Category Archives: Fun corner

Written by: Dan C, on 2013-05-16

- CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980 – Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF… – Artificial intelligence beats real stupidity. – Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers. – What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte. – Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can’t C#. – A programmer had a problem, he […]

Written by: Dan C, on 2013-02-27

Chuck Norris’ programs never exit, they terminate! Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands. Chuck Norris does not sort. He creates order! All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. Chuck Norris can write infinite […]

Written by: Jane D, on 2013-02-12

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room. When Chuck Norris point to NULL, Null scares. When Chuck Norris declares arrays, they are all of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds. Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up. Chuck Norris does not need to know about […]

Written by: Dan C, on 2013-02-08

Inspiring programmer’s quotes “ Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet. ” “ It’s hard enough to find an error in your code when you’re looking for it; it’s harder when you assume your code is error-free. ” “ Walking on water as well as developing software from specifications are easy, if both are frozen. ” “ Debugging is twice […]